Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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