Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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