There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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