if i can run in heels then i can drive
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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