You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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