I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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