I've blown a few things in my day
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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