the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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