A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
