normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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