I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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is that a dick in a sweater?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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