idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.