i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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