Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.