Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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