just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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