I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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