whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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