Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize