can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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