I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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