i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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