That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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