Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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