Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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