i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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