3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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