She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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