would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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