I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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