Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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