i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I could fuck to npr.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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