I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
40s are totally the cure
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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