doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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