He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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