Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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