Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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