You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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