3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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you had me at cake vodka
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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