u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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