thus making me awesome and them whores
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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