I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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