There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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