Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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