Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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