Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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