i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
