Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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