Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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