I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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