i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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