And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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