Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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