I'm pants shitting drunk right now
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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