It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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