that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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