stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Can you bring me the toilet please
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room