There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.